One of Newt Gingrich’s ex-wives says in an interview he wanted an open marriage. Apparently she knew things were not going well when he filled out their marriage license in pencil.
One of Newt Gingrich’s ex-wives says in an interview he wanted an open marriage. Apparently she figured it out when he suggested a regular “date night” but didn’t ask her along.
A billionaire has given a matching fund of $7.5 Million to fix the Washington Monument. Now all we need is to find someone who will donate $15 Trillion to fix Congress.
FIFA says that beer must be sold at the World Cup in Brazil even though alcohol has been banned at stadium events. Apparently even soccer’s governing body knows the only reason anyone watches the sport is to get drunk and not have to pay attention to what’s happening on the field.
Rick Perry has dropped out of the race for the GOP presidential nomination. Apparently he realized it was time to pull out when Katy Perry was finishing higher in the polls.
Rick Perry has dropped out of the race for the GOP presidential nomination. Even Jon Huntsman was asking him what was taking him so long to quit.
“American Idol” drew a first night audience of 21.6 Million people, an 18% drop from last year. The show faces stiff competition from “The Voice” and “The X Factor”. Let’s just hope no one steals the idea for another copycat show of “Jersey Shore”.
“American Idol” drew a first night audience of 21.6 Million people, an 18% drop from last year. Apparently it’s hard to get contestants who know that winning pretty much just gets them a rotation in the Kentucky county fair circuit.
Chicago went without a single murder for 24 hours for the first time in nearly a year. Apparently the people of Chicago are finally accepting the fact that Oprah will never be doing her show from there again.
A report says that government layoffs are decreasing recently. If there was just some way to increase laying off some of the dead weight that is currently clogging up Congress.
A woman in Maryland used her children to help rob an 84 year old woman of her life savings. At least she got to know what it is like to have grandchildren of her own.
A study says that people living together are happier than those who are married. The hardest part of the study was keeping the subject secret from the researchers’ spouses.
A study says that many teen moms are surprised how they got pregnant. Although most understood it was an audition for a role on “Teen Mom”.
A teacher in New York City limited their students to three bathroom breaks per week. Mostly because it was lucky to have the kids show up twice a week to class.
A survey says that one third of Americans would fall behind on bills if they lost their job. The other two thirds haven’t paid any bills since 2008.
A survey says that one third of Americans would fall behind on bills if they lost their job. Which has Tiffany’s really worried if Newt Gingrich doesn’t win the presidency.
Tiger Woods says he won’t read Hank Haney’s book about working with Tiger called “The Big Miss”. This isn’t to be confused with Elin Nordegren’s new book called “Mastering the 9 Iron”.
Johnny Depp topped a poll as America’s favorite actor. Charlie Sheen would have won until people realized when he is going crazy, that’s no act.
A study says that sex has proven to be a low health risk for heart patients. Unless the patient’s wife catches him in the act.
A study says that women are more at risk than men for mental illness. Mostly because women are the ones that have to live with men.
The NCAA says lacrosse players use more drugs than any other athletes. Most from depression of telling people that they play lacrosse.
Michigan is offering a free tuition education project called “The 2020 Plan”. Mostly because students in Michigan starting college now won’t graduate until 2020.
Michigan is offering a free tuition education project called “The 2020 Plan”. Other schools already have such a program. It’s called college athletics.
A proposed magazine devoted to the Kardashians has gone sour after mom Kim Jenner demanded complete control over the publication. Apparently investors wanted to see if she could get any control over her daughters first.
Priceline is planning on killing off spokesman William Shatner in a new commercial. Finally someone really was able to negotiate a really good deal.
Youtube is running a $500,000 contest looking for the best story teller. Up until the time he got caught with Monica, the hands down winner would have been Bill Clinton.
A study says the Bowerbird from Australia uses a bachelor pad to give the illusion to make it look like it is more attractive for sex. In the human world, that is known as leasing a BMW.
Wikipedia says 162 Million people saw their blackout for the SOPA protest. If they were blacked out, how did they know who was looking at it?
Russia wants to build a manned base on the moon. It’s the only way they can honestly be able to say they have some Russian women who weigh under 200 pounds.
A study says people are at their most creative when they are tired and groggy. Mostly when they are trying to come up with a story to tell their wife why they are coming home so late and drunk.
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