Several states including New York, Massachusetts and Ohio are planning on allowing casinos to raise more revenue. If those states want to make money gambling, they could just bet big against the Knicks, Celtics and Cavaliers.
Half of all U.S. employers say they can’t find qualified workers. Meaning people who know how to speak Chinese and Hindi.
An audit of Apple shows that some suppliers to the company used child labor. No one even knew that Apple made athletic shoes.
An audit of Apple shows that some suppliers to the company used child labor. No wonder all their products are so easy to figure out how to use.
The FTC is expanding their antitrust probe of Google. Suspicions were raised when googling “monopoly” and the first 100,000 hits are Google.
The FTC is expanding their antitrust probe of Google. Apparently Facebook is off the hook now that Google+ means they only control 97% of the social network business.
The Denver Broncos lost to the New England Patriots ending their Cinderella season at the hands of Tim Tebow. Apparently having a quarterback with God on his side is still not as powerful a force as one who is married to a supermodel.
Sinead O’Connor says her marriage is off for the second time. Apparently she is trying to reconcile enough times so she can at least make it past Kim Kardashian’s record of 72 days.
“One Life To Live” has ended a 43 year run on ABC. Apparently its title will keep it from going into reruns.
A study says that candidates get more votes from people who lean politically to the right by looking more stereotypically Republican. In other words, being a rich white male.
Neuroscientists say that they are investigating ways that could make people become twice as intelligent. Which would pretty much put an end to all the television programming featuring the Kardashians.
Patsy Tombaugh, the widow of the man who discovered Pluto has died at age 99. When told this, Rick Perry says he always thought Pluto was discovered by Walt Disney.
A Carnival Cruise Line ship ran aground off the coast of Italy, and the captain has been charged with leaving the ship before all the passengers. Apparently they couldn’t get the people to leave because three buffet lines were still open.
A Carnival Cruise Line ship ran aground off the coast of Italy, with the captain being charged with leaving the ship before all the passengers. They finally got everyone to bail by announcing Kathie Lee Gifford would be the night’s featured performer.
A California man is being accused of putting poison in his wife’s Rice Krispies. Police are still looking for three small accomplices.
A California man is being accused of putting poison in his wife’s Rice Krispies. If he really wanted to kill her he could have just switched her over to Cookie Crisp.
Transcripts from meetings show that the Federal Reserve thought the housing market was in great shape as late as 2006. Apparently Alan Greenspan was also advising the captain of the Titanic that a little ice couldn’t possibly hurt a big ocean liner.
Jockey was planning on giving away $1 Million worth of product if the Denver Broncos and spokesman Tim Tebow won the Super Bowl. The contest has been changed to see who can get Tebow down from the hanging wedgie given to him by Tom Brady.
A proposal has been made to pour water into a volcano to generate power. At first it was suggested to sacrifice a virgin but they gave up on finding any of those back in 1957.
The big device at the Consumer Electronic Show is the smart TV that connects to the Internet. The only problem is the smarter TVs, the dumber the viewers.
The FCC is moving towards eliminating NFL TV blackouts when there isn’t a sellout for a game. This is good news for the Raiders since fans are too scared to actually go to Oakland and sit with Raiders fans to watch a game in person.
The FCC is moving towards eliminating NFL TV blackouts when there isn’t a sellout for a game. Which means people in Cincinnati with TV sets may know for the first time they actually have an NFL team in town.
A study says immigrating at a young age leads to a higher risk of psychosis. Mostly from being driven all over the place in the trunk of a car with thirty other people.
An investigation says radiologists were cheating on board certification exams. They thought they got away with it but apparently the reviewers were able to see right through them.
Jenny Craig is starting a program to slim down people as well as their pets. The goal is to have a lap dog that can actually find its owner’s lap.
A study says that the risk of pancreatic cancer increases with every two pieces of bacon a person eats. Which means that ordering a Grand Slam Breakfast at Denny’s comes with a hospital admission form.
Celebrity chef Paula Deen is expected to reveal she has Type 2 Diabetes. With all the butter, fat and sugar in her recipes, she may also have contracted Types 3, 4 and 5.
Celebrity chef Paula Deen is expected to reveal she has Type 2 Diabetes. With all the butter, fat and sugar in her recipes, apparently her pancreas just wasn’t strong enough to force any insulin through all her clogged arteries.
A study says that weight gain is often unnoticed by young women. mostly because their husbands and boyfriends are too smart to answer “yes” when they ask if their butt is getting bigger.
Producers of TNT’s “Dallas” say they are staying faithful to the original show. That’t the first time the original “Dallas” and “faithful” have ever been used in the same sentence.
Producers of TNT’s “Dallas” say they are staying faithful to the original show. Not to say the cast is getting older, but instead of oil they are all trying to corner the market on Botox.
The Los Angeles Clippers beat the Lakers despite Kobe Bryant scoring 42 points. Or as the Clippers used to call 42 points, a pretty good season.
New apps are turning smart phones into weight loss devices. Mostly because for once people are using their jaws more for yapping into their phones instead of eating all day.
Some models are selling themselves to be used as Facebook girlfriends and boyfriends for a fee so that their clients don’t look single. If you are a guy paying $5 to have a girlfriend on Facebook, you would be better off trying to attract a mate using the money to buy some Kibbles and Bits.
That’s it for now, Oh Faithful Readers! Today is Martin Luther King, Jr. Day. Or as they call it in the South, “Monday”. Hope you enjoy the day and celebrate it by remembering to send the love!
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