Scientists say a new molecule found in the atmosphere could help cool the earth. Apparently it’s a rare molecule hardly ever seen in the atmosphere anymore. It’s called “air”.
The Department of Labor is offering $20 Million to help find jobs for ex-convicts. Of course, it was jobs that got them into jail in the first place. Bank jobs, con jobs, box jobs...
The Department of Labor is offering $20 Million to help find jobs for ex-convicts. Ironically, all the Wall Street executives that caused the economic collapse and should be in jail have jobs that are paying them $20 Million a year.
A study says that Internet addiction changes the brain in a similar way to people who are addicted to alcohol or drugs. Which means that an Internet addict could also be called a pornaholic.
The conductor of the New York Philharmonic halted his performance when a cell phone rang in the audience. Apparently the conductor was annoyed at losing his concentration on “Angry Birds” while the orchestra was playing.
The conductor of the New York Philharmonic halted his performance when a cell phone rang in the audience. What’s even worse is that the audience member was being called by the Philharmonic to be notified the check he used to pay for his tickets bounced.
A study by an auto insurance group says that women are better drivers than men. Well sure, maybe if everyone is sober.
A study by an auto insurance group says that women are better drivers than men. Mostly because men aren’t as good as women at multi tasking, talking on the cell phone, texting and eating while driving.
A study says that one in 900 sex acts ends up spreading HIV. Which means that even Paris Hilton still has pretty good odds in her favor.
U.S. airlines have hiked air fares for the first time in 2012. Well, at least they were nice enough to wait twelve days before trying to gouge us again.
A new study takes a look at the uneasy relationship between Mormons and evangelical Christians. Apparently like most other religions, they can’t stand each other.
The Bureau of Labor Statistics says there are fewer part time workers and more people with multiple jobs. No wonder unemployment is still high. There aren’t any job openings because everyone has to work at two or three to make ends meet.
Guinness is building a massive new brewery in Dublin. Some say it may be the biggest in the world, but no one at Guinness was really sure where something like that could be verified.
A poll says that 43% of people think that God helps Tim Tebow win. The other 57% say that even God can’t do anything for the Cleveland Browns.
A poll says that 43% of people think that God helps Tim Tebow win. Which still doesn’t explain how Joe Namath won Super Bowl III.
“Teen Mom 2” star Leah Messer is reportedly pregnant with a second set of twins. Even the Octomom is telling her she needs to slow it down a bit.
Dolly Parton calls herself “artificial-looking”. Just because she has bleached blonde hair, fake boobs and Botox lips is no reason to downplay whatever parts may still actually be natural.
Dolly Parton calls herself “artificial-looking”. But then, it’s hard to keep all the natural parts once you get past 90.
A study says that powerful people tend to overestimate their height. Even the guy who plays “Mini-Me” was seen shopping at Ed’s Big and Tall Store.
Passengers are suing Thomson Cruises because of unpleasant smells on one of their ships. They’re just lucky they didn’t book with Carnival on one of the Kathie Lee Gifford cruises.
Some families may have to pay extra on some airlines to sit together. Although most families would pay extra to take different flights.
An Indiana mother made her son wear a sign that says “I Lie and I Steal”. The next time it could be even worse. She will make him wear a sign saying “I am a member of Congress”.
The Bureau of Labor Statistics says that a record number of Americans 55 and older are working. The question everyone else is asking, where are these people finding any jobs?
The Bureau of Labor Statistics says that a record number of Americans 55 and older are working. Talk about a government agency that can be cut. What do the people there have to do all day?
An Ohio panel ruled that an apartment sign designating a “White Only” pool is racist. It’s good to see Ohio has finally decided to ring in 1964.
Sports agent Leigh Steinberg, who was reportedly the inspiration of “Jerry Maguire” has declared bankruptcy. Upon hearing this, all his clients immediately got on the phone and started shouting “Show me the money!”
Mitt Romney says that discussions about economic inequality are driven by “envy”. Mostly people envious of those who have a house, have a job, have some food...
An Indonesian Nike contractor will have to pay back wages to his workers. The settlement may cost the contractor as much as $7.
Food Lion will close 100 of its supermarkets in the U.S. You know the economy is tanking when a grocery store in America can’t make a profit.
Mercedes Benz is apologizing for using the image of Che Guevara during a presentation at the Consumer Electronic Show. Who would have thought that anything could go wrong in use a Cuban Marxist Revolutionary to sell cars to wealthy people?
Burger King is testing delivery in parts of Washington, D.C. How lazy have we gotten that it is just too difficult to take the car up to the drive-thru window?
A study says an abusive boss can make employees suffer mentally and physically. Although not quite as much as suffering while trying to find a job.
A British woman reportedly coughed up a cancerous tumor. Or as they call that in the U.S., “outpatient surgery”.
Kim Kardashian is set to co-host on “LIve! With Kelly Ripa” this week. The show runs an hour but Kardashian may cut it short after only seven or eight minutes.
David Letterman is signing a contract extension that will take him past 30 years as a late night TV host. Not to say he’s getting old, but he hasn’t been able to stay up to actually watch one of the shows he tapes since 1996.
That’s it for now, Oh Faithful Readers! It’s Friday! Which means you don’t have to endure any more of these jokes until Monday. That’s reason enough right there to send the love!
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